everything but the bagel | bagel not included | bagel sold seperately | forget the bagel | f**k the bagel | don’t forget the bagel | bagels suck anyways |
Let’s talk about Everything Bagel Seasoning: have you ever noticed that every grocery store has their own take on what it should be called? This makes me feel alive. In our hyper-modern world of expensive lattes and emergent cryptocurrencies, the one thing that holds us together as a society is the grain of personality that each Everything Bagel Seasoning name can offer. As I face a battle against a newfound sensitivity to gluten, I just ask you please don’t feed me any bagels.
