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Have you ever noticed that every grocery store has their own take on what it should be called? This makes me feel alive. In our hyper-modern world of expensive lattes and emergent cryptocurrencies, the one thing that holds us together as a society is the grain of personality that each Everything Bagel Seasoning can offer. It’s called aura.

🫵🏼 YOU

You haven’t hired me yet. That’s why you’ve found yourself here at Everything But Jacob.

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the best things in life are password protected

someone big said that. I promise.

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and on the weekends, I continue to sit motionless on the computer