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Jacob Sepúlveda
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everything but the bagel | bagel not included | bagel sold seperately | forget the bagel | f**k the bagel | don’t forget the bagel | bagels suck anyways | Miss. Everything | Mr. Nothing | The Nothing Bagel | The Bagel Factory | 
Have you ever noticed that every grocery store has their own take on what it should be called? This makes me feel alive. In our hyper-modern world of expensive lattes and emergent cryptocurrencies, the one thing that holds us together as a society is the grain of personality that each Everything Bagel Seasoning can offer. It’s called aura.

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someone big said that. I promise.
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and on the weekends, I continue to sit motionless on the computer